aKu TiDaK cHaNTek

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim..

aku memang x chantek

seperti yg kamu inginkan

walaupun aku x chantek

tapi aku yakin je!

Aku BUKAN Bidadari

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

Kesekian kalinya kuungkapkan pujian itu padaMu ya Tuhanku Yang Maha Sempurna. Maha Suci Allah...panah penilaianmu tepat mengena hatiku hingga 'diam' menjadi teman saat dirinya melontarkan bicara itu dengan hikmahnya. Lalu, aku tersedar saatku lihat mentari yang menyilaukan pandanganku untuk menikmati sinarnya dan juga mungkin Tuhanku ingin memberitahu bahawa kebesaranNYA lebih pantas mendapat pujian daripada seorang yang duduk di bawah mentarinya. Ku alunkan ayat-ayat suciMU yang tersusun indah. Sesungguhnya ayat-ayatMU yang merdu..bukan kemerduan suara pengalunnya.

Sesungguhnya perlu dirimu tahu, dan memang sebenarnya dirimu HARUS tahu bahawa:

Aku bukan Ainnul Mardhiah, bidadari syurga itu yang seharum kuntuman wangian syurga kerana aku tidak mampu memiliki wangian indah yang ingin dihidu oleh hidungmu.

Aku juga bukan Siti Maryam yang terpelihara kesuciannya. Ya...memang aku berhijab untuk menjaga mahkotaku tapi aku tidak tahu jika Tuhan mengkehendakinya..nau'zubillahiminzalik..

Aku juga tidak seteguh Fatimah...ada kalanya aku memprotes, mengeluh tentang apa yang terjadi padaku. Aku lemah..aku tidah sekuat yang dirimu fikirkan.

Aku juga tidak sepemurah Siti Khadijah...kerana aku belum mencapai tahap kekayaan yang mampu untuk dikongsi bersama yang memerlukan.

Kadang-kadang dirimu kata aku cantik dan comel. Terima kasih atas semua itu. Namun aku umpama jauh panggang dari api jika dibandingkan dengan artis-artis pujaan hatimu apatah lagi jika dibandingkan dengan Sarah isteri Nabi Ibrahim yang mana kecantikannya bisa memikat sang Raja penguasa pada masa itu.

Sekali lagi..ingin kutegaskan bahawa AKU BUKAN BIDADARI yang sesempurna fikiranmu kerana aku hanya gadis yang bernama Ain.

Aku hanya Ain yang menjaga diri dengan membina benteng seadanya,

Aku hanya Ain yang cuba bertahan dalam kemelut zaman yang kian menyesatkan,

Maafkan aku jika aku terjatuh kerana batu-batu kecil yang tidak bersalah,

Maafkan aku kerana kebodohanku yang tidak mengerti hak dan batil,

Maafkan aku jika kelemahanku dimanfaatkan oleh meraka yang punya penyakit hatinya,

Maafkan aku jika pandanganku terlintas melihat yang harusnya terjaga dari lena yang melalaikan,

Maafkan aku jika di suatu waktu aku leka dalam penjagaan diriku sendiri,

Maafkan aku kerana aku bukan bidadari yang menjadi idaman hatimu.

Sesungguhnya aku tidak sempurna...

Men and Women

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

Men and women are very different creatures. I’m not just talking about differences in physical attributes like number of appendages either. The BIGGEST differences between the two sexes is MOST apparent in how they view and handle the daily nuances of life. Here are just a few of the differences between the ape-like descendants of Adam and Hawa.

Differences???

Let's check it out!!!

RELATIONSHIPS:

First of all, a man does not call it a relationship — he refers to it as “that time when SHE and I were doing it on a semi-regular basis”. When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then SHE will get on with her life.

 A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, HE will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know that there’s always a chance for us.” This is known as the “I HATE you or I LOVE you” drunken phone call, and 99% if all men have made at least once. Hohoho~ 

SEX:

Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay. Can you see that?

MATURITY:

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still playing marbles (main guli) wearing short.

MAGAZINES:

Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Hurm...

HANDWRITING:

To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken- scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their “i’s” with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their “p’s” and “g’s”. It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she’s dumping you, she’ll put a smiley face at the end of the note. Hehe~ (*_^)

BATHROOMS:

A man has six items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GOING OUT:

When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her earrings, finishes putting on her makeup… =)

DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail and even cooking. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

LOW BLOWS:

Let’s say a man and a woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says, “Oh, gee. That must have hurt.” The man groans and doubles over, and actually FEELS the pain.

LAUNDRY:

Women do laundry every couple of days kecuali kategori perempuan yang malas ok! A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. Bajet nak jadi hero macam citer2 kat TV tu la...

WEDDINGS:

When reminiscing about weddings, women talk about “the ceremony”. Men talk about “the bachelor party”.

MIRRORS:

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, pinggan mangkuk, store windows, handphone screen pun jadi...=)

THE TELEPHONE:

Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

TOYS:

Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11or 12, they lose interest. Men never grow out of their obsession with toys. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive and silly and impractical. Examples of men’s toys: little miniature TV’s. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 “D” batteries to operate.

MOVIES:

Men preferred to watch action movies compare to women who love to watch love stories.

JEWELRY:

Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that’s it!

Qudwah Hasanah

Malu rasanya mengatakan cinta

Kepada dia kekasih Allah

Kerana dia insan mulia

Sedangkan diriku insan biasa

 

Ku pujuk jua hati dan jiwa

Meluahkan rasa cinta membara

Didalam pujian ucapan selawat

Tanda penghargaan seorang umat

Selagi upaya ku turuti ajarannya

Apa terdaya ku amalkan sunnahnya

Moga didunia mendapat berkat

Di akhirat sana beroleh syafaat

Kerana peribadinya aku terpesona

Kerana budinya aku jatuh cinta

Rindu ku padanya tiada terkata

Nantikanlah daku ditaman syurga

Sesungguhnya apa yang ku dambakan

Adalah cinta Allah yang Esa

Kerana cinta kepada Rasulullah

Beerti cinta kepada Allah

 

 

Surah al-Ahzab (ayat 21):

لَّقَدۡ كَانَ لَكُمۡ فِى رَسُولِ ٱللَّهِ أُسۡوَةٌ حَسَنَةٌ۬ لِّمَن كَانَ يَرۡجُواْ ٱللَّهَ وَٱلۡيَوۡمَ ٱلۡأَخِرَ وَذَكَرَ ٱللَّهَ كَثِيرً۬ا

"Demi sesungguhnya, adalah bagi kamu pada diri Rasulullah itu contoh ikutan yang baik, iaitu bagi orang yang sentiasa mengharapkan (keredaan) Allah dan (balasan baik) hari akhirat, serta dia pula menyebut dan mengingati Allah banyak-banyak (dalam masa susah dan senang). "

Marilah berselawat ke atas junjungan besar kita, Nabi Muhammad S.A.W.. Semoga beroleh syafaat di sana nanti...amin... Salam Maulidur Rasul...